Beer O'clock When???

[-GT-]

Ok, so what was friday night then? I'm sensing there's a worthy story in there somewhere...? Actually PM me, think we've OT'd the ACT boys thread enough.

[YLD-16L]

Good stories can go here, the more manatees the better......

[tomvale13]

I lost my phone on friday arvo, then got jumped by about 6 guys in town and only yesterday found out I got a cracked rib and bruised cartilage.

Bastards!

I choked one out pretty good, then I fell down some stairs.

In closing it was an interesting night.

I got Stitties phone msg this morn from my new phone.. and msg'ed back.



apologies, town drunkard.

[Cuzzo]

WTF why did you get jumped?

I thought ****berra was a friendly town

[JustenGT8]

WTF why did you get jumped?

I thought ****berra was a friendly town

unless you're walking by yourself at night in which case you are a perceived soft target for the groups of swedes or other softcocks that hang around in packs

WTF happened to happy drunks and everyone just going home to spew and sleep off a big night

[YLD-16L]

Civic pronounced 'sivitch' these days FTL!


I've never felt as unsafe anywhere as Sivitch after dark.

[tomvale13]

I always go out by myself, just had bad luck the last two weekends.

And I was on whore avenue, so pretty much if you get punched in the head you already knew why.

(whore avenue, baby)

Last weekend was hilarious, I choked out some rugby player in transit bar then did a sexy dance for his girlfriend while poureing my drink on myself to spite them, all this after being jumped by him and two mates who were dragged out by bouncers, leaving him there being choked out by parsnip man himself.

No-one would acknowledge what had happened and I was slightly high so decided if they were all gonna be douches and accept this violence as normal behaviour, then fark me it couldn't be that out of place for one to pour a drink onto his own chest then do a ridiculous sex-dance for the girlfriend of the rugby player he just choked out..

She loved it, until he dragged her away - then the remaining people FINALLY acknowledged what had happend and I got some minor applause.

[JustenGT8]

I always go out by myself, just had bad luck the last two weekends.

And I was on whore avenue, so pretty much if you get punched in the head you already knew why.

(whore avenue, baby)

Last weekend was hilarious, I choked out some rugby player in transit bar then did a sexy dance for his girlfriend while poureing my drink on myself to spite them, all this after being jumped by him and two mates who were dragged out by bouncers, leaving him there being choked out by parsnip man himself.

No-one would acknowledge what had happened and I was slightly high so decided if they were all gonna be douches and accept this violence as normal behaviour, then fark me it couldn't be that out of place for one to pour a drink onto his own chest then do a ridiculous sex-dance for the girlfriend of the rugby player he just choked out..

She loved it, until he dragged her away - then the remaining people FINALLY acknowledged what had happend and I got some minor applause.

I think you read too much Hunter S Thompson as a child Tom

[1JZ-Rolla]

WTF? This is too funny......... Tom, I want some of what you're on!

BTW: Saw you ripping down Adelaide avenue in the (dented) purple people eater the other week, no luck with selling it? Or just too much of a chick magnet to let go?

[tomvale13]

Gotta go show it to Jase (I think it was..??) in the next week or two, beyond that not a lot of bites.

Chrissie, prolly not the best time to be selling a car, but oh well, I'm not desperate - just figure if I chuck it up now someone will take it before I let it fall apart over the course of a year or two.

It hurts me looking at the bonnet, so I'd love to see it fixed.

[trdee]

WTF why did you get jumped?

I thought ****berra was a friendly town

Same. Last time i was there there was some random dude pissing on the side of the road. I in my drunken state thought it would be funny to take a photo of this, forgetting that the flash was on, the dude noticed thr flash and started sprinting after me. Me, being a sydney sider, shat bricks and started running away thinking he was coming to shank me. Instead he just wanted to see the photo

[YLD-16L]

Same. Last time i was there there was some random dude pissing on the side of the road. I in my drunken state thought it would be funny to take a photo of this, forgetting that the flash was on, the dude noticed thr flash and started sprinting after me. Me, being a sydney sider, shat bricks and started running away thinking he was coming to shank me. Instead he just wanted to see the photo

Sounds about right.

We are the public urination captial of Australia.