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  1. 11-09-2007, 12:32 PM #16
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    Default Re: Where's River?

    I'm fairly qualified but no, god no.
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    how does a mime live off of punches in the face?
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    They cash in the empty can of whoopass they received in SA and receive 10c's per punch...
    They have to accrew enough for nose reconstructions as well as feeding his mime family. The dont talk much so they never need much water for their dry mouths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YLD-16L
    ...........and now that Rona has a Ford another Toymods Icon will be moving on. Who's going to step up to the plate and fills Ronas shoes as resident post whore/Motor Magazine fact quoter

    rona has a ford? wtfbbq?



    so we will never hear from the corona driving old pac warrior again?


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  3. 11-09-2007, 01:00 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merudo
    rona has a ford? wtfbbq?
    Yeah, needed it for the instant family.
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  4. 11-09-2007, 01:03 PM #19
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    roflmao, im sure, somewhere amongst the 8300+ members of these forums we can find someone to fill his shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YLD-16L
    Yeah, needed it for the instant family.
    not another young suprise father?

    few posts ago, he said he didnt have a missus, so he's either paying child support by buying her a car, or hes doing the right thing and getting baby seats etc.

    top work Rona family car for the little bub and performance, noice choice!

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  6. 11-09-2007, 02:15 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by EldarO
    not another young suprise father?

    few posts ago, he said he didnt have a missus, so he's either paying child support by buying her a car, or hes doing the right thing and getting baby seats etc.

    top work Rona family car for the little bub and performance, noice choice!

    Elmo.
    immaculate conception?

    rectal babies?

    im confused
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    An immaculately concepted rectal baby...

    See, this is why I come on toymods.
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    how does a mime live off of punches in the face?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzo View Post
    They cash in the empty can of whoopass they received in SA and receive 10c's per punch...
    They have to accrew enough for nose reconstructions as well as feeding his mime family. The dont talk much so they never need much water for their dry mouths.
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  8. 11-09-2007, 02:29 PM #23
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    you simply cant make comedy that good up!

    lol
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  9. 11-09-2007, 02:43 PM #24
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    Rona's hooked up with a chick who already has 3 kids and she's 9 years older than him. Apparently the Ford XR6 purchase didn't go down well with her, she reckoned he could have bought a sweet Torana SLR5000 with that sort of coin.

    The "family" will be at Summernats '08, each of the 3 kids were concieved at the Nats on the bonnets of various 308 powered machines.

    He'll deny this is the case, but I have it on good authority that it's true.

    Instant family - just add Rona.
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    given that...

    does that mean we'll be seeing Rona in the bikini comp at 'nats 08?
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    Oh dear lord,
    my ribs, they start to break..
    Quote Originally Posted by MR22ZZ View Post
    how does a mime live off of punches in the face?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzo View Post
    They cash in the empty can of whoopass they received in SA and receive 10c's per punch...
    They have to accrew enough for nose reconstructions as well as feeding his mime family. The dont talk much so they never need much water for their dry mouths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YLD-16L
    Rona's hooked up with a chick who already has 3 kids and she's 9 years older than him. Apparently the Ford XR6 purchase didn't go down well with her, she reckoned he could have bought a sweet Torana SLR5000 with that sort of coin.
    Had he purchased the XR8 it would have been a different story

    Quote Originally Posted by YLD-16L
    Instant family - just add Rona.
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  13. 11-09-2007, 03:57 PM #28
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    Default Re: Where's River?

    Hi,

    Yeah, I'm still here. Just busy the past few week.

    Hey.. this is a thread about me, not a place for Rona's whoring arse!

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    Default Re: Where's River?

    *jumps up n down with joy*

    now that river is back, there is always the poosibility that he will call me 'sunshine' again....*swooooons*


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  15. 11-09-2007, 06:32 PM #30
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    Phew thank god you're still around river! Just wouldnt be the same without you
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