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    buwhahaha rohan! what a name, so going to get owned with a name like that,

    at least with mine when you tell your friends of the welts on your arse, there reply will be" a chick did that" buahahahaha

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    Default Re: Jan 20th - Vic Toymod Skirmish Day (Or: The Victorian Mutual Pain Society)

    Quote Originally Posted by shelldrake
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    I owe you for the help you gave me with the badges. Just show up and I will pay for your day. See you all Saturday guys!
    Have I mentioned your a champ? I wont say no, but you don't have to man. I don't mind payin! BTW How'd that chromer turn out?
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    Default Re: Jan 20th - Vic Toymod Skirmish Day (Or: The Victorian Mutual Pain Society)

    2Drft,
    You mother is getting into whips and shit these days so they will just blend in with the cane marks,

    have any of you guys ever heard of chuck norris?
    common knowlage he is a robot, but they modeled him after me,

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    word has it, chuck norris was having sex with 3 girls on a tractor one time, and some of his sperm touched the tractor, and that tractor today, is known as Optimus Prime.
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    Default Re: Jan 20th - Vic Toymod Skirmish Day (Or: The Victorian Mutual Pain Society)

    chuck norris my balls,
    marcus asked where my money comes from,
    royalties/hush money

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    we'll see whois my bitches on saturday, we'll seee

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    Quote Originally Posted by merc-blue
    2Drft,
    You mother is getting into whips and shit these days so they will just blend in with the cane marks,

    have any of you guys ever heard of chuck norris?
    common knowlage he is a robot, but they modeled him after me,
    Actually I'm kinda afraid. I can't see where chuck is right now...

    If i don't make it to paintball you will know this message was written when i was a mere seconds from death!!!!

    But if i do make it there that means two things:
    1. I survived Chuck and now have the skills to kick some serious ass
    and
    2. I finished having my way with Blakes mum. Sometimes she's very demanding and i miss my appointments.

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    but marcus.. she's only demanding cos u dont last more than 15 seconds poor little guy..
    don't lie, you never miss appointments, you're never around my mum long enough to be late!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 74sLeeka
    but marcus.. she's only demanding cos u dont last more than 15 seconds poor little guy..
    don't lie, you never miss appointments, you're never around my mum long enough to be late!
    Well i may be done in 15ish seconds but your mum certainly isn't. When i'm done she normally bends me over and rapes me with her freakishly large clit...

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    oooooooooooooooooh!
    wow.. theres a line marcus.. i dont even know where my rivalry with u came from.. i thought i was only insulting 2drft til not long ago..

    EDIT: and you get bent over and raped by women ?!?! dude.. go 2 the gym or sumthin
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    Quote Originally Posted by 74sLeeka
    oooooooooooooooooh!
    wow.. theres a line marcus.. i dont even know where my rivalry with u came from.. i thought i was only insulting 2drft til not long ago..

    EDIT: and you get bent over and raped by women ?!?! dude.. go 2 the gym or sumthin
    Lol i thought that one may have been a bit below the belt. Well i'll take it back.

    Blake mum does NOT rape me.

    There you happy now?

    I have no rivalry with anyone. I am a free agent. If you think i'd be good on your team then you may woo me. But i probably suck just as much as anyone who hasn't played before. If it will help seal the deal though i used to rock at Zone 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turdinator
    Well i may be done in 15ish seconds but your mum certainly isn't. When i'm done she normally bends me over and rapes me with her freakishly large clit...
    It's only rape if you don't consent to it, Marcus. Need to watch your terminology there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turdinator
    Blake mum does NOT rape me.

    There you happy now?
    Oops... i should have read on before i posted. I see you corrected yourself already.
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    Default Re: Jan 20th - Vic Toymod Skirmish Day (Or: The Victorian Mutual Pain Society)

    Quote Originally Posted by Slim
    It's only rape if you don't consent to it, Marcus. Need to watch your terminology there.
    You can't buy into this simon, its unfair. Cause when you shit me i can't cap you in the back of the knee on Sat

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    buwhahaha, i've starting a bitch fight.

    hahahaha

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